Easter bunny

Hey yo so mom and dad tell me the bunny we saw in Westcliff will be popping around to all of our houses tomorrow to deliver some eggs. How a bunny gets eggs I will never know, but anyway I'll play along with dad who made this cake tonight. I think he's a little batty. Maybe I'l give him another chance before telling mom to take him to a psych. Weirdo. Anyway, I'm glad it's slightly warmer because I'm getting tired of mom dressing me up so I look like a a maltese poodle...albeit a warm one. I'l post some pics tomorrow. At the same time we've got an egg hunt on. If i manage to nick dad's phone I may even post live updates. Need to close an eye quick, mom thinks I'm asleep.

I'm a Cover Model

Sorry about the sideways picture (which I've fixed now - clever huh?), I borrowed dad's phone to post this post and I'm not quite sure how to flip it. But I digress a bit, the point of this post is to show you my new modelling pose. That's right, I know mom's not keen but you should see me get my modelling on - I might be poised for greatness and see magazine covers in my future...Living and Loving, Your Baby, you know how I roll. So yup, we'll keep this one brief again, when dad's laptop is charged I'l pop up some other pics. Rock on.

I remeber King Kong, the boxer

Yup, its official I've got thunder thighs. Mom and dad say that it's okay to put on weight while I'm young like this so I guess it doesn't matter so much. At weigh in today I tipped the scales at 6.6kg. That's right people, heavy weight divisional champ. Bring on Tyson and while I'm so hungry I'll bite his ear off...okay, gum it maybe...but when I get teeth it will be another story.

This, for those of you that don't know is pretty good because I had a bit of a wobbly in the beginning from the whooping cough - whoop whoop - which took me ages (three weeks to be exact) to put on 300g. Now I think I pile on that amount in one week.


So ja, quick update form me then, I'll check in with y'all this weekend. Look at how big I've got, here mom dressed me like Cadbury's Speckled Egg.

Ruling the Roost

Ja, so I have a bit of catching up to do. Four months flies pretty quickly when you have a dirty bum (you see what I did there?)

Dad dug out a pic of me when I had a bit of any identity crisis. Yup, never mind that my light eyes have mom and dad worried as to how their strong brown genes never made their way to my eyes, but there was a time where I had a nice golden baked yellow skin. Though my eyes were not slits, mom was worried I may be Chinese. Luckily it was just some jaundice, but sadly the colour hung around long enough that Aunty M coined the name Chicken for me. It's stuck and she has even bought me Chicken Licken, the book. Oh well. It works both ways though, because now I call her 'aughh ahguu gleeeegh' which is baby speak for "Aunty Hen." Justice.


A couple of hours on the sunbed sorted that out though, so now I'm cool. no mistaking me now.
Ahh geez another bottle. I'm developing some bad ass thighs, but more about that later, time to eat again.

An Introduction

Hello all. So I guess a little introduction is in order first.


Well, I've been around for a little over four months now so I apologise for being so slow to start and update my blog. If mom and dad were just a little more up to speed on technology I'd have done this sooner. They're speedbumps in my progress at the moment.

Thy have quite a strict regimen for me with sleep and eating so to be honest I don't get a lot of time to myself. I guess I've always been a bit of a stubbon little bugger because mom tells me I arrived three weeks ahead of my due date. It was cramped in there man, what is one to do?



Ja, so anyway got a bit of whooping cough in the early days - whoop whoop - which mom and dad didn't find so funny. I'm better now though. I think mom's a feeder cause she's forever shoving a bottle in my mouth. I usually drink it because I dont want her to feel bad... Ooh here comes another bottle so I'll continue this later.